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Review of Freedomland (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 15 Feb 2006

Wants very much, as Spike Lee might say, to do the right thing, and it's truly unfortunate that it goes so wrong…

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Review of A Cock and Bull Story (2005)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 12 Feb 2006

A bold and imaginative piece of filmmaking that also happens to be delightfully droll...a grand, goofy entertainment in the true Sterne mold…

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Review of Why We Fight (2005)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 12 Feb 2006

Though it's open to criticism on grounds of partiality, overall it offers a salutary voice at a time when the apparatus of officialdom has…

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Review of Final Destination 3 (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 09 Feb 2006

The gnawing familiarity of the formula has caught up with the series…

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Review of The Pink Panther (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 09 Feb 2006

Instead of the perfectly calibrated Sellers-Edwards routines we get hit-and-(mostly)-miss slapstick from Martin and Levy and jokes about flatulence…

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Review of Curious George (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 08 Feb 2006

Ferrell proves he can be almost as annoying when unseen and merely heard, making it impossible even to enjoy 'Curious George' as the cinematic…

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Review of Firewall (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 08 Feb 2006

Air Force One' without the presidency or the plane...the formula feels awfully tired, the plausibility quotient is ludicrously low, and Ford…

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Review of When a Stranger Calls (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 03 Feb 2006

An excruciating bore, a hopeless hodgepodge of the hoariest imaginable horror movie cliches...When this 'Stranger' calls, just hang up…

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Review of When a Stranger Calls (1979)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 03 Feb 2006

An excruciating bore, a hopeless hodgepodge of the hoariest imaginable horror movie cliches...When this 'Stranger' calls, just hang up…

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Review of Something New (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 01 Feb 2006

Completely artificial...a flimsy, flabby picture in which the romantic chemistry is forced, the script does nothing unexpected and the direction…

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Review of Something New (1920)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 01 Feb 2006

Completely artificial...a flimsy, flabby picture in which the romantic chemistry is forced, the script does nothing unexpected and the direction…

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Review of Roving Mars (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 28 Jan 2006

Probably isn't as enthralling as its makers hoped, but interesting enough to make for good, informative family entertainment…

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Review of Caché (2005)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 26 Jan 2006

Joins a line of distinguished thrillers...that are more than just thrillers, and proves their equal…

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Review of Nanny McPhee (2005)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 26 Jan 2006

A delightful surprise, visually witty and almost unfailingly charming, perhaps the best film of its kind since 'Babe.' This should become a…

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Review of Annapolis (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 25 Jan 2006

A string of cliches...As the plot plays out it not only follows formula but italicizes every element of it…

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Review of Annapolis (1928)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 25 Jan 2006

A string of cliches...As the plot plays out it not only follows formula but italicizes every element of it…

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Review of Hoodwinked! (2005)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 14 Jan 2006

It's not bad enough to leave you feeling had, but unlikely to make you plan a return visit, either…

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Review of Last Holiday (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 14 Jan 2006

Though the movie isn't the 'Holiday' from hell, it's not one you should be anxious to go off on…

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Review of Glory Road (2006)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 12 Jan 2006

A few sizes too small for the story it wants to tell...a picture that leaves no cliche unturned in its journey to a foreordained conclusion…

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Review of BloodRayne (2005)

By Frank Swietek (3,473) for One Guy's Opinion (3,473) on 07 Jan 2006

An astronomically awful movie; the only question is whether it's worse than Uwe Boll's last atrocity 'Alone in the Dark,' and you might say…

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