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Review of Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 07 Mar 2012

From the arena scene until the end credits represent one of the most amazingly fun and exciting 40ish minutes I've ever seen on a theater screen…

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Review of Sanctum (2011)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 05 Mar 2012

Films like these absolutely MUST present you with characters that you make an emotional investment in…

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Review of Saving Private Ryan (1998)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 05 Mar 2012

The film opens with an old man collapsing to his knees under the weight of the guilt of having survived all those years ago…

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Review of Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 04 Mar 2012

It will make Resident Evil purists and fans of quality film making alike puke their guts out for the duration…

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Review of Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 04 Mar 2012

The character of Mr. Bean, perfectly designed for 10 minute sketches, fails to fill out an 85 minute run time effectively…

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Review of Quarantine (2008)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 04 Mar 2012

Is there seriously a market for this kind of video camera horror nonsense nowadays…

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Review of Resident Evil (2002)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 04 Mar 2012

I know this comes as lukewarm praise, given Anderson's horrendous catalogue, but this is his best film. Skip the rest of the series…

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Review of Punisher: War Zone (2008)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 04 Mar 2012

War Zone is like a bomb going off in your TV…

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Review of Psycho (1998)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 04 Mar 2012

Roger Ebert said it perfectly…

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Review of Run Fatboy Run (2007)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 04 Mar 2012

Not funny, not inspirational, not convincing, not entertaining, not memorable... actually it's not much of anything…

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Review of March of the Penguins (2005)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

Actually makes nature's lamest animal seem interesting…

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Review of Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

This film masquerades as a high-adventure war picture, but is actually at its heart, a simple and perfectly-told story of friendship and camaraderie…

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Review of Memento (2000)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

Another of my all-time favorites. Deep, compelling and always toeing the line of audaciousness…

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Review of Life of Brian (1979)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

The absolute pinnacle of Monty Python's career is represented in this zany romp through ancient Judea that runs parallel to the story of Jesus…

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Review of Unleashed (2005)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

Hands-down the best action scenes in any Jet Li movie ever…

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Review of Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

Lethal Weapon 2 represents the rarest of rare Hollywood enigmas: the superior sequel…

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Review of Margaret Cho: Assassin (2005)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

Margaret Cho is tied with Dane Cook as the most consistently grating, phoned-in, fake, irritating, trashy and unfunny stand up comic in show…

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Review of Land of the Dead (2005)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

A brainless 95 minute poetry reading where a zombie movie should've been…

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Review of Moulin Rouge! (2001)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

They disguise how terrible the sets look by covering them up with an endless barrage of open-mouthed sweaty faces in extreme close-up…

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Review of Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)

By Cooterpatooter (66) on 03 Mar 2012

It's actually impressive to me that this runs a meager 89 minutes and yet I felt as though half my life had drained away in that time…

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