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Movie Reviews by Brian Orndorf - Page 153 of 203

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Review of Miss March (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Mar 2009

Without a Friedberg/Seltzer offering this year (fingers crossed), I can wholeheartedly declare Miss March as the worst film of 2009…

Review of Watchmen (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Mar 2009

This is not a delectable mythos that needed a shiny new package for the world to enjoy, and especially not one that takes more pride in the…

Review of Watchmen (2001)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Mar 2009

This is not a delectable mythos that needed a shiny new package for the world to enjoy, and especially not one that takes more pride in the…

Review of Echelon Conspiracy (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 27 Feb 2009

This latest take on Bush-era paranoia and cell phone alarm might arrive in theaters somewhat dramatically moldy and short-sheeted in the budget…

Review of Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 25 Feb 2009

Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective is a loathsome, exceedingly unfunny continuation of a once rewarding film series...a terrible motion picture,…

Review of Howard the Duck (1986)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 22 Feb 2009

Howard the Duck isn't quite the booming nightmare its reputation suggests, but I defy most viewers out there in DVD land to sit through the…

Review of Madea Goes to Jail (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 20 Feb 2009

Wouldn't be Perry if the film wasn't outrageously irrational, flimsily edited, acted with rafter-quaking severity, and scripted with Magic…

Review of Fired Up! (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 19 Feb 2009

Man-boys, nubile girls, sporting hijinks, and beloved actor John Michael Higgins in a cameo; one would think with these tools the filmmakers…

Review of Fanboys (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 18 Feb 2009

The war is over, the movie is available in some form to the general public, and the natural response after viewing…

Review of Friday the 13th (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for DVDTalk.com (826) on 12 Feb 2009

Remaking Friday is not exactly dabbing a mustache on the Mona Lisa, and if embraced on a lowered scale of expectation and artistic requirement,…

Review of Gomorrah (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Feb 2009

It's alert, superior directorial work from Garrone, who, perhaps not even realizing it, has redefined the nature of the mob genre…

Review of Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Feb 2009

Shopaholic is a trifle with fangs; a brutally insincere, borderline sci-fi excursion into Prada-packed, chick-lit escapism, puffed with shameless…

Review of The International Player (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Feb 2009

A handsome thriller, just not a riveting one, turning the potential for an unsettling thrill ride with real-world ramifications into a passable…

Review of The International (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Feb 2009

A handsome thriller, just not a riveting one, turning the potential for an unsettling thrill ride with real-world ramifications into a passable…

Review of Still Waiting... (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for DVDTalk.com (826) on 09 Feb 2009

A dreadful movie, and worse, if you can believe this one, something of a disappointment…

Review of He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 05 Feb 2009

The film is a gelatinous mess of tones and characters aching to solidify, only to find the chilly reality of dating and marriage perhaps too…

Review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Feb 2009

Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and…

Review of New in Town (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 29 Jan 2009

New in Town is nothing short of a character assassination attempt on Minnesota, and even worse, it's a ghastly romantic comedy that requires…

Review of Inkheart (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 22 Jan 2009

Inkheart feels as though it has been pulled apart and put back together several times over, leading to a viewing experience that's equal parts…

Review of Donkey Punch (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 22 Jan 2009

What should've been a rowdy suspense piece that basks in the smirking idiocy of sexual myths and playground bedroom boasting is actually a…

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