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Review of Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist (2005)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Bloody Disgusting (327) on 17 May 2005

Every element is off-key, and the cumulative effect is staggering -- think Showgirls with a demon possession (and Elizabeth Berkeley's dancing…

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Review of House of Wax (2005)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 03 May 2005

Cruelty to stupid characters isn't disturbing, it's just condescending. And being mean for mean's sake is an empty enterprise, in my book…

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Review of The Amityville Horror (2005)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Bloody Disgusting (327) on 15 Apr 2005

Hovering between amusing and entirely unnecessary, the remake of The Amityville Horror is not the flat-out disaster it could have been…

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Review of I, Robot (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

As I, Robot details how Smith must fight for his survival against an army of white men whom he alone knows are evil, the film might have been…

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Review of Garden State (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

While Garden State likely won't stand up over time beside the films it emulates, it certainly can't be faulted for trying. An impressive debut…

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Review of The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

In case you missed the memo, it's official: God hates us…

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Review of Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Marks a departure from the original film in terms of structure, scope, and pacing…

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Review of The Stepford Wives (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

The remake of The Stepford Wives is the gayest major motion picture ever made - and remember, I saw Troy…

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Review of The Village (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

A timely mention of the ways that violence begets violence, and in how effective terror can be in keeping people under control…

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Review of Troy (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Aside from being the first Hair Movie of the year, Troy also claims the prize of being the first Get Your Fat Butt to the Gym Movie of the year…

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Review of Frisk (1996)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Self-loathing has never looked so amateurish…

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Review of A Dirty Shame (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

The filmic equivalent of a child reading aloud the Dictionary of Filth with the express intent of giving his nanny a heart attack…

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Review of Closer (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Since we only glimpse these personalities when they are threatened, the fun of the movie becomes trying to guess which behavior is genuine,…

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Review of The Grudge (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

The intent of Shimizu's US-produced feature debut is quite clear: do for Japan what Jaws did for swimming…

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Review of Mean Creek (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

A mature, significant contribution to the unfornately growing trend of films that address teen violence (unfortunate in that we need the trend…

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Review of Spanglish (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Meandering, redundant, and shapeless - one gets the feeling that with discipline and focus, a good film could easily have been carved out of…

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Review of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

So funny that you won't care that it has no real plot but boasts more bad wigs than The Lord of the Rings…

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Review of Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

almost had me convinced to convert to Judaism to avoid having to go through anything ever again that even remotely resembles this movie…

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Review of Closer (2014)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Since we only glimpse these personalities when they are threatened, the fun of the movie becomes trying to guess which behavior is genuine,…

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Review of Blade: Trinity (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Reynolds, Biel, Posey, and Lyonne amble around a warehouse trying to out-snark one another -- call it Blade: The Real World…

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