Review of Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009) by Jonathan B — 16 Sep 2016

This is a film that seems to exist solely to give Dick van Dyke's grandson writer and lead actor credits. I started out expecting a B grade film to begin with, but my family and I kept dropping it a letter grade every 15 minutes or so.

There are, however, a few bright spots.

1) Bruce Boxleitner proves a veteran actor can deliver a good performance even when given nothing of substance.

2) We found considerable entertainment in seeing how many times we could name the movie from which some particular scene or element was stolen. There's a mixture of scenes from Transformers, Alien, various sci fi, every zombie film ever....we just kept seeing places the script had straight up borrowed things.