Review of The Rezort (2015) by Bill T — 25 Jan 2017

A group of tourists pay top dollar to visit an island resort to hunt zombies in a controversial theme park. But! Uh oh! The park's secuirity system collapses and there's still a group in the middle of the island!

So, It's like they took the exact same plot of Jurassic Park, except they took out the dinosaurs and put zombies in instead. OH! And they also threw in a bit of "The Worlds Most Dangerous Game' in there too. I mean, despite it's terribly unoriginal idea, for fuck's sakes, It's JURASSIC PARK WITH ZOMBIES! It SOUNDS fun, but too bad the film decided to take a glum approach. It's a tad depressing, and it shouldn't be.