Review of The Bronze (2016) by Rangan R — 02 Aug 2016
Uff da! I'm not sure which frozen chosen criticized this flick, it's oh for fun, dontcha know? If I had my druthers, I would give The Bronze 5 tomatoes, even though it only earned 2. Tough Tomatoes.
Miss Melissa Rauch, we'll just call her Ms. Raunchy, is Oh, for f***in' cute... how she gets her young nemesis all schnookered on Mary Jane Shakes and healthy-like on tater tot pasties and pop.
You'll ranch dress your drawers watching the hotdish of a sex scene, you betcha! For cryin' out loud go see this future Midwestern cult classic; puthergoin-eh!
This review of The Bronze (2016) was written by Rangan R on 02 Aug 2016.
The Bronze has generally received mixed reviews.
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