Review of Shark Zone (2003) by Robert B — 17 Jan 2011
Despite its poor rating, I gave this movie a chance, because I love shark movies. Sure enough, despite being mostly crappy, it was very entertaining. I really enjoyed the way you got to see the sharks eat people.
No clever cut-aways like in Jaws. You saw the sharks jaws clamp onto people's bits and parts. There was a lot of blood, and even a part where gore sprayed unrealistically (but spectacularly) onto the side of a boat.
Not good enough? They even threw in some nudity on the beach, and the main character has an impossibly hot wife. The acting is terrible, the stock footage is very obvious, there is some occasional terrible CGI, and they blatantly steal lines from Jaws, but I found myself not caring.
This movie delivered on the blood, which made it a surprisingly entertaining piece of crap. It was like ringing the dinner bell!
This review of Shark Zone (2003) was written by Robert B on 17 Jan 2011.
Shark Zone has generally received negative reviews.
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