Review of Picasso Trigger (1988) by Jezzy A — 18 Jun 2007

I have to say that seeing the Picasso Trigger was one of my cinematic high points. I have to say that this may be one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. This is the quinessential bad late night cable action flick.

It has it all, boobs, guns, explosions, more boobs, action, suspense, random women showering sequences (i think we counted three shower scenes), a train at the zoo, someone's eye getting ripped out, the best stop motion explosions I have seen this side of Ray Harryhausen, even more boobs, a ferrari, CT (elissa knows what this means), more CT, a boat chase, a story that makes absolutely zero sense.

And the fact that on my DVR, this movie should have ran about 75 minutes, but rather it clocks in at 1 hour and 45 minutes. The best part, I still dont know what the Picasso Trigger even is. I could go on, but just see it yourself.

Andy Sidaris...you will be missed.