Review of Ninja Terminator (1986) by James C — 13 Aug 2008

Harrys favorite food is steamed crabs. Ninjas like eating watermelons.The Citizen Kane of Ninja flicks.

This review of Ninja Terminator (1986) was written by James C on 13 Aug 2008.

Ninja Terminator has generally received mixed reviews.

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