Review of Missionary Man (2007) by Private U — 13 Aug 2008

I thought I would check out one of Dolph Lundgren's movies, as it has been a long time since I have watched one. He was Ivan Drago for chrissakes, how bad could it be? The right choice was naturally a movie he had co-written, directed and in which he was the main star.

The result: The movie was horribly directed, the dialogue was puketastic and he still can not act worth a shit. So yay for me. I am not going to stoop into his level by writing anything more about this film.

Universal Soldier and Rocky 4 remain his only two good films in my book.