Review of Java Heat (2013) by Marischa B — 01 Jul 2013

The only good thing about this movie is to watch Kellan Lutz and dream....

This review of Java Heat (2013) was written by Marischa B on 01 Jul 2013.

Java Heat has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Martin G (778) on 12 Oct 2013

Le background du film est le côté le plus intéressant (décors etc...) Histoire potentiellement intéressante mais qui fini par nous ennuyer…

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By Neil Genzlinger (512) for New York Times (5,786) on 08 May 2013

The film, directed by Conor Allyn, is rarely more than a few minutes away from a gun battle or a tedious chase, and soon you cease to care…

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By Jason T (1,311) on 26 Mar 2013

Movie is pretty good!!!! Better then I thought!!! Def watch if into action films…

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By Kurt B (457) on 12 Mar 2013

Solid enough for an action film, but Rourke should become a pensioner…

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