Review of Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) by Robert H — 02 Apr 2015

I won't tell you that Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers is bad, you read the title, you know it's bad. I know it's bad, the movie itself knows it's bad. Hell, it goes out of its way to deliberately ensure it's bad, that's the whole point.

But what I will tell you, is that I'm all about bad 80's horror, and I was willing to give Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers two and a half stars, which is not too shabby a rating from me, but they completely lost me in the climax, where the badness went from funny to awkward and cringeworthy.

So I ended up giving it one, because, as shitty as it is, it's no Ouija.