Review of Footsteps (2006) by Marc G — 08 Aug 2009

This film, if you can call it that, is Unearthed's equivalent to fat chicks. There will be a group of about 4 to 7 people out there who are into it, but it's mostly here for people like me to ridicule and laugh at.

There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING redeeming about this film. The acting, the violence, oh wait, there is none of those things. The um, yeah, there is nothing else to this. I don't normally have a problem with shot-on-video but this film might single-handedly change my mind.

This film SO wants to be Irreversible I'm surprised the director had enough time to get Noe's balls out of his mouth to do a commentary. Skip it. Or be stuck with fat chicks for the rest of your life.

Yeah, that's what I thought.