Review of El Topo (1970) by Jason C — 02 Feb 2008

Honey please, I give this full stars only because it is the origin of that cliche where you slit open a fruit and do something suggestive with it (like ramming your finger into the "Vagina" made by the knife and extra star because it was a total lezzo scene.

Oh and god bless any film that get's a midget laid. Oh and the music was surprisingly well orecstrated. The tag I heard that made me suspicious was that it was allegedly John Lennon's favourite filim.

Now some people would see that as a good thing but I have a feeling that JL has a crap/nasty sense of humour. Oh and another jewel-moment, picture this an armless man with a legless man straped to his back climbing a ladder.

Contemplate and discuss.