Review of Chupacabra vs. the Alamo (2013) by Aaron B — 27 Feb 2014

How many times have you been watching a movie and said, "I love all the chupacabras in this movie but it could really use some American history." Well today is your lucky day. This delightful tale features Erik Estrada pushing his thespian limits by playing a cop who rides a motorcycle. Or, more accurately, he sits on a stationary motorcycle in front of a video of roadside footage. Anyway, what would any good God-fearing Texans worth their salt do if a whole mess o' chupacabras came down from the hills to chew on the townspeople? They would hole up in the goddamn Alamo, that's what!

Best quote: "We got chupacabras up in here!".