Review of Awaken the Shadowman (2017) by Biah P — 18 Oct 2018

For the love of all that's Halloween and scary, save yourself the pain of watching this. As another review noted, NOTHING ever truly happens. The acting is the scariest thing about this movie. Who is the Shadowmsn? Gateway.

..church? Rehab? Ooohhh, creeps who sacrificed their babies for a better life. Gotcha. And then, while we waited to see WTH...the movie just...ended. Jean Smart clearly went broke after her 80s TV career, that's the only thing that explains her participating in this travesty.

Or wait...maybe that's it. She sacrificed what remained of her name and reputation for money....glad I figured that out. Too bad I wasted 90 minutes doing so.