Review of The Teacher (1974) by Patrick F — 15 May 2009

The first movie that I could really say that the bad guy was terrible in. Even the miner in my bloody valentine at least had some coolness to him, and had (albeit unusual) motives, this guy basically thought, "Hey! Topless girls seem to get a hard on when they see their boyfriends get murdered! I think I'll kill some people!" He wasn't even good at being creepy... instead, he was just retarded. I mean, who, even a mentally challenged person, would stand at point-blank range in front of the person they are trying to kill and just stare at them, even if the person can see them and is watching them?

Also, why would a guy in an R-rated movie call someone stupid when they could call them a bastard or buttmonkey? Little drama went on, and it wa so boring that I left the movie running while I check my facebook status upstairs. When I came back downstairs 20 minutes later, I had barely missed a hint of plot. This movie made me want to :facecinderblock: