Review of Starfish (2019) by Wealthychef — 18 Feb 2020

Nothing ever happens in the whole movie. I mean there are moments where something seems to be happening, but it's all so confusing and the worst part is the glacial pacing. Every scene is a self-indulgent depressing bore.

Literally shows her taking a piss a couple times, for no reason I could tell, just to make you really feel like you're there, I guess. I stopped 60% of the way through, and seriously it was not worth watching it at all.

It bored me so bad I don't care if I never find out what it was about.