Review of Stardust (1998) by Jubal M — 09 Sep 2018

This movie broke my brain in half and sent it directly to hell. It's a sci-fi movie about a living vacuum cleaner which is somehow even more insane than that implies. Characters are very confused, the acting is inconsistent, and there are so many moments where I laughed until I could not breathe as the group I watched this film with struggled to understand.

While I feel like this would have been better if the film had embraced the fact that a vacuum cleaner became an eldritch horror that feeds on organic matter and become a horror movie, the film that is here bears watching.

An insane ride which had me saying "I want to die" at multiple points.