Review of Splatter University (1984) by Sarah F — 04 Sep 2006

As far as slasher flix go Splatter University is pretty standard (and sometimes substandard) 80s fare even though it does show promise w/ its first kill aiming straight for the groin. Unfortunatley the stabbing/slashing doesn't remain @ that standard (this is what these types of films are really about unless you gave a damn about who's meeting their bitter end) It even has the standard escaped mental patient doing the killing but the identity the loony has acquired is just too unbelievable.

I agree w/ the orderlies @ the end: "Don't they check references better than that? /I guess they will be for now on"..lol well I should fucking hope so.