Review of Showgirls (1995) by Andy P — 16 Jul 2008
If you want to see the majestic Elizabeth Berkley dancing like she's having a severe seizure, this is the movie for you.
It's quite a classy film. Elizabeth Berkley spends the film being a filthy whore, licking stripper poles, degrading herself on stage, and either being really happy, or suddenly freaking out, storming off stage and beating on cars.
But she turns out OK, by murdering her sort-of-friends rapist and "discovering herself". But not before she has sex with sleazy Kyle MacLachlan in pool (where she flops around like a fish gasping for air) and keeps running into this random black guy, who I'm not sure actually has a point in the movie.
There's also this hideous fat woman who likes to yank her arms to pop her boobs out of her dress and say things like, "What's that lump on the twat called....a woooomaaaaannnnn." Oh how I hate the fat woman.....
This review of Showgirls (1995) was written by Andy P on 16 Jul 2008.
Showgirls has generally received negative reviews.
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