Review of Return to Horror High (1987) by Matt R — 06 Aug 2008

Extremely boring with bad kills. *SPOILER* The only good thing about this movie is George Clooney, and he dies withing the first 10 minutes.

This review of Return to Horror High (1987) was written by Matt R on 06 Aug 2008.

Return to Horror High has generally received negative reviews.

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