Review of Return to Horror High (1987) by Cody N — 21 Nov 2008

Dumb, but occasionally fun late 80's slasher spoof with very little to offer, besides an early film appearance by George Clooney and a somewhat odd performance by Marsha Brady herself Maureen McCormick.

There's a lot less cheese here than one would suspect and since that is what most people seem to expect from these films, that is bad news for this tepid late entry in the slasher cycle. Return to Horror High takes itself almost deathly serious at times, but still can't rummage up a few measly scares or sequences of suspense.

Just wait for the super weird ending. You can do much better things with your time than waste it on this dull spoof. There's only a few fun moments and it's not worth it to sit through the whole movie.

Skip it, unless you're a masochist.