Review of Plague Town (2009) by Brian E — 17 Jul 2009

It truly frustrates me that we're roughly 115 years into the art of horror film-making, and this is one of our "results". I do feel that 'Plague Town' absolutely had the story potential, the eerie means of setting, a full director's awareness of suspense and textbook horror - but somehow there was so much lost in this mess of a film.

Essentially, this film is laced with some of the worst acting (Troma would be proud!), extremely dull moments through-out, annoying characters who either won't die or take too long to die, poor explanation of plot detail (or maybe I just zero desire to give a shit).

Yeah, I apologize to myself for expecting potential. Oh yeah, if you really want to know what it's about - there's this community of freaky-born weirdo children lead by weirdo oldies who terrorize a group of tourists in Europe.

::sigh::