Review of Ninja Terminator (1986) by Garry F — 23 Jun 2007
This is in my eyes the greatest film ever made.
Richard Harrison has a sick tasche, a Garfield phone, catches ninja stars on a sai and is plain the champ at the end of the film.
Bruce Stallion is just a dark lord who looks like the emperor from Star Wars.
Jack Lam plays Jaguar Wong, Interpol agent, suave as you like and gets all the birds cos he's rock hard.
Tiger has the gayest blond wig ever, but is proper tough as nails and has that sick battle with Jag.
Its got wank acting, wank fight scenes, but is so good cos its so lame!!
This review of Ninja Terminator (1986) was written by Garry F on 23 Jun 2007.
Ninja Terminator has generally received mixed reviews.
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