Review of Ninja Terminator (1986) by Dan P — 15 Aug 2007

The ninja battle at the end is the stuff of legend...

This review of Ninja Terminator (1986) was written by Dan P on 15 Aug 2007.

Ninja Terminator has generally received mixed reviews.

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Utterly dodgy and stupid, but oh god it makes me laugh! Jaguar Wong just cant seem to stay out of trouble…

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