Review of Ninja Terminator (1986) by Steve G — 20 Dec 2007

Richard Harrison vs. Steamed Crabs.

"That watch you bought me wasn't yours... I'm going to take revenge for that Now!".

This review of Ninja Terminator (1986) was written by Steve G on 20 Dec 2007.

Ninja Terminator has generally received mixed reviews.

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