Review of Ninja Terminator (1986) by Per P — 16 Aug 2007

5 stars all the way, you MUST see this "film".

This review of Ninja Terminator (1986) was written by Per P on 16 Aug 2007.

Ninja Terminator has generally received mixed reviews.

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