Review of Kinky Killers (2007) by John M — 22 Aug 2009

You know how you can tell when a movie is going to be shit even before you've hit the "play" button? Its when the dvd menu screen is the same as whats on the cover of the box.

I feel obligated to point out that despite the gothic look on the cover, this is NOT about vampires. Repeat: Not about vampires. A fact I discovered all too late by the time I got home to watch it. Serves me right for barely glancing at the summary on the back I suppose.

Horribly sub-par acting accentuated by shoddy filmmaking and an painfully slow, dull plot laces together all the sex scenes and violent scenes, which is all anyone who picked this up would care about *ahem*. Scenes that should be graphic and powerful are glossed over so poorly and quickly that they may as well not even be there. The same can be said for the whole movie actually. Its poorly written and poorly handled, nothing is cut together to emphasise the situation and it comes off so amaturish its not funny.