Review of Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012) by Dena S — 09 Jul 2014

A jersey shore lover will love this movie.

This review of Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012) was written by Dena S on 09 Jul 2014.

Jersey Shore Shark Attack has generally received negative reviews.

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By Carabo P (108) on 21 Sep 2012

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By Kai B (36) on 30 Jun 2012

Whether you are a fan of the Jersey Shore reality show or absolutely abhor it, you can find something to like in this film…

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By Jean M (56) on 26 Apr 2014

Joey Fatone is in the movie for 2 minutes! Best 2 minutes of it. Funny mocking of Jersey Shore thou…

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By Keith H (271) on 08 Jun 2012

Funny as hell, but would have loved it more if all the jersey shore assholes died. Hurray…

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By Mike D (1,303) on 27 Jul 2013

Why is this boat covered in blood? Maybe it's spaghetti sauce…

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By Eliora H (2) on 29 Jul 2014

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By Rudy G (172) on 04 Nov 2012

I liked the story and all, but all that distracts the audience from what really matters. SHARKS…

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By R.l. Shaffer (301) for IGN DVD (552) on 09 Sep 2012

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