Review of Izzie's Way Home (2016) by Timm S — 04 Feb 2017

This movie was astounding both visually and educationally. I am unfathered by how beautiful these rendered landscapes were. the amount of research put into these diverse species was amazing, I especially appreciated the artistic cinematic moment where the sea cucumber demonstrated his scientifically accurate anal intestine torpedo.

the sea cucumber was extremely intelligent. should've been the main character, and NEVER burped. don't even SAY he did okay? OKAY? okay. The blobfish was beautiful, tears of joy peeled from my ocular ports upon viewing its gelatinous hide.

I could not handle the artistic experience to the point of where I had to have a medically induced seizure. 10/10 would slap my nipples again.