Review of Cheerleader Massacre (2003) by Doctor S — 01 Aug 2012
Really terrible. Avoid even if you're a fan of sorts of Jim Wynorski, he's never been effective directing horror and this "effort" is among the worst. Rife with continuity errors, builds zero tension, incredibly lame killer (or I should say killers), virtually goreless, and only one memorable splash of T&A, the adorably bratty Charity Rahmer getting giggly in the shower.
Gotta hand it to Cheerleader Massacre in one respect, it reels off a murder (1:30), nudity (3:00), and a shower scene (5:20) all before you've cracked open your box of Milk Duds. Unfortunately then it says, "Oh shit, what do I do for the next 75 minutes??".
This review of Cheerleader Massacre (2003) was written by Doctor S on 01 Aug 2012.
Cheerleader Massacre has generally received negative reviews.
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