Review of Carver (2008) by Erik S — 22 Oct 2009

Same usual slasher full of utterly stupid, stupid people...

This review of Carver (2008) was written by Erik S on 22 Oct 2009.

Carver has generally received negative reviews.

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By Matt C (2,668) on 19 Apr 2008

For such a low budget film, this one is a winner for the gore and realistic factor! Definitely could have done with a bit less poo though…

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By Frank S (204) on 04 May 2008

I secretly loved this movie. It's pretty gross and well, I felt a bit dirty and slimey watching it…

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By Ken J (197) on 18 Apr 2008

This movie was over the top on gore and blood and hit a new mark for the splatter genre that I feel it even makes saw and hostel look tame…

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By David C (2,598) on 10 Jul 2008

I almost didn't even finish watching this one. Although it does have a part the guys might like, it's literally a ball-breaking good part…

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[font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#000000]2007 US Director: Franklin Guerrero Jr.[/color][/size][/font] [font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#000000]Score…

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By Kathleen F (32) on 14 Sep 2009

Cant get that creepy song playin on the record outta my head! Then it was playin warped sounding... creepy-er…

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By Natalie H (133) on 06 Jul 2008

This movie was really really low budget and it showed. I actually laughed my way through a lot of it. There were also a lot of sick scenes as well…

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By James H (4,675) on 19 May 2010

When will kids ever learn not to go hiking in the backwoods…

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A well made, no-budget slasher film with great gobs of gore and brutal violence…

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By Gil G (82) on 15 Sep 2008

Competently made (if not acted) retread rural torturefest. Nothing new, nothing special…

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