Review of Carver (2008) by Erik S — 22 Oct 2009

Same usual slasher full of utterly stupid, stupid people...

This review of Carver (2008) was written by Erik S on 22 Oct 2009.

Carver has generally received negative reviews.

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By David C (2,598) on 10 Jul 2008

I almost didn't even finish watching this one. Although it does have a part the guys might like, it's literally a ball-breaking good part…

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Shot on digital video backwoods bleeder. Enjoyed this more on my second viewing. Lots of well done gross out gore scenes…

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By David L (3,419) on 19 May 2010

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By Matt C (2,668) on 19 Apr 2008

For such a low budget film, this one is a winner for the gore and realistic factor! Definitely could have done with a bit less poo though…

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By Eva M (99) on 27 Mar 2011

As scary as it was, I watched it during the day ... had to close my eyes, but I did enjoy it…

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I turned this off after about 10 minutes - Shite…

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Can I get a low budget worst film of the year award…

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