Review of Bolero (1984) by Charles P — 03 Jan 2013

Bo Derek wants to experience extasy, but then she is corrected by a castmember in the spelling of this snoozer and we experience boredom. Svengali director and husband John Derek writes and directs this long, boring and uninspired movie as a Valentine to his wife and the salvating public.

What it did was bring Bo Derek another Razzie! The 80s favourite nymphet plays a virgin again(like in John's Tarzan the Ape Man.)who plans to lose her virginity to an oil sheik but it ends up in disaster.

Then she hightails it to Spain where she meets a hunky bullfighter, she finally gets laid and the bullfighter is injured for his troubles. She will make him walk and get his libido back in action, how? by entering the bullring, of course.

When all is said and done your wishing you hit the eject button a long time ago.