Review of Beneath (2013) by Adriano B — 17 Sep 2014

I love a good B movie like the next guy... but you have to give me something... A good story, nope... good acting? nope... ok good character development? nope... what about the scenery? meh... then good writing? nope... then they must have spent everything on special effects? ahah god no...

[SPOILER... lol].

WTF is left then? honestly? nothing... it's totally illogical, why would kids start offing each other when they can still be helpful to one another?

Oh and they're like REALLY close to shore, why can't they just swim instead of rowing with their hands? this is just idiotic... and the dude that jumps "bravely" off the boat and then passes out? from what? he wakes up later ashore... what?? then he gets choked by the rope? omg... it looks like suicide rather than an accident.

Yep they play mentally challenged characters.