Review of Avalanche Sharks (2012) by Philip V — 31 Jul 2014

A shark frozen in time comes to life thanks to an avalanche and unleashes terror on those trying to hold a bikini contest.

This review of Avalanche Sharks (2012) was written by Philip V on 31 Jul 2014.

Avalanche Sharks has generally received negative reviews.

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By Ed D (76) on 25 Jun 2014

Question: how many sharks is too many? Answer: however many constitutes an avalanche…

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