Review of Assassination Tango (2003) by Super E — 10 Dec 2006

Pretty fricking bad to say the least. I highly recommend not watching it.

This review of Assassination Tango (2003) was written by Super E on 10 Dec 2006.

Assassination Tango has generally received mixed reviews.

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