Review of Vendetta (2013) by Jack S — 19 Mar 2014

This was a phenomenal thriller if you enjoy feeling as if you would've been better off slamming your head into the concrete road while a mack truck approaches and never even attempts to slow as it slams into you at 90 MPH and you begin to drop a load of feces into your pants and vomit the byle in your stomach all over yourself!

Also as you survive the trauma and get the magnificent chance to live out the rest of your natural life as a vegetable in a chair where you are in a constant pile of your own green butt-juice as well as your consistently bloody urine. While also wearing a vomit covered shirt because nobody will come even to just to clean you as you are unable to even drag yourself out of all the unfortunate piles of immense bodily fluids!

So to sum it up, you are much better off driving a dagger into your eyes instead of even contemplating watching even a seven minute trailer about this movie.