Review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) by Phil K — 11 Mar 2012

I never mis-filed anything! Not once! Not one time!

This review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) was written by Phil K on 11 Mar 2012.

Vampire's Kiss has generally received mixed reviews.

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AM A VAMPIRE, AM A VAMPIRE. This movie has to be the worst but the funniest Nicolas Cage movie just like the 2006 the wicker man, Terrible but funny…

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