Review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) by Jon L — 05 Mar 2008

I quite liked this one, even though I'm sure 99% of the rest of the world hated it.

This review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) was written by Jon L on 05 Mar 2008.

Universal Soldier: The Return has generally received negative reviews.

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