Review of Today You Die (2005) by Alexander C — 11 Jul 2012

Awsome stuff Steve keep your bald head in the dark you fat mess!!

This review of Today You Die (2005) was written by Alexander C on 11 Jul 2012.

Today You Die has generally received mixed reviews.

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I've seen all of Sten Seagal movies as well as Jean-Claude movies there all good to me…

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By Oleg S (7) on 02 Jan 2008

Another Seagal DTV churned out, another million or so dollars…

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By Jason (285) on 07 Sep 2008

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By Colin K (157) on 24 Nov 2007

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By Cliff N (11) on 24 Apr 2011

Cheesy as all hell. Some cool action but it fails in nearly every other aspect…

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By Private U (13,627) on 31 Mar 2008

There's a brilliant bit at the start of the film where Steven Seagal busts out of prison by dressing up as a guard…

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By Benji D (3) on 19 Feb 2007

Ahhh.. steven seagal.. you are the best, just kill them all and make sure that no one get alive from there, nice one, I really liked…

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By John T (2,122) on 30 Mar 2008

How about a bad guy steven seagal 4 a change…

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By Gary T (2,283) on 09 Feb 2009

Well umn just seen this movie 4 the 1st time n think that this is a good movie 2 watch..its got a good cast of actors/actressess throughout…

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There are literally entire scenes ripped directly from other movies…

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