Review of The Zero Boys (1986) by Henrik A — 28 Feb 2008

Stupid, cheesy, stupid, cheap, stupid. And no tits.

This review of The Zero Boys (1986) was written by Henrik A on 28 Feb 2008.

The Zero Boys has generally received mixed reviews.

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