Review of The Seasoning House (2012) by Geoff A — 15 Mar 2016

An ugly movie without any satisfaction or real payoff, think 'I Spit On Your Grave' before we get to the revenge part. At that, it's just boringly uncomfortable.

This review of The Seasoning House (2012) was written by Geoff A on 15 Mar 2016.

The Seasoning House has generally received mixed reviews.

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