Review of The Room (2003) by Ashton J — 09 Apr 2014
It has everything you could want in a movie! Steamy, 3.5 minute long sex scenes with the cheesiest love makin' tracks you can imagine! A woman whose breast cancer is quickly brushed off and never mentioned again! A drug dealer named Cris-R.! A flower shop with a clerk who fails to recognize her favorite customer! Football in tuxedos! Pictures of spoons from Thinkstock! A slice of cheesecake and a bottle of water! And a man who refers to his fiance exclusively as his "future wife!".
Go Mark! Go Lisa! Go Denny! Go Johnny! You guys are awesome!!!!
This review of The Room (2003) was written by Ashton J on 09 Apr 2014.
The Room has generally received negative reviews.
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