Review of The Pumpkin Karver (2006) by Stephen S — 18 Jun 2009

This movie stinks. If I hear about carving or being a carver or the philosophy of carving ever again, I'mma cancel Halloween.

Minka Kelly looks like Jenna Haze.

This review of The Pumpkin Karver (2006) was written by Stephen S on 18 Jun 2009.

The Pumpkin Karver has generally received negative reviews.

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