Review of The Pumpkin Karver (2006) by Fuck O — 29 Dec 2010

Another top contender in my search to find the worst film ever made. I'm really at a loss. I was really just praying that every single one of these tools would get butchered so the movie would be over and I could change the channel.

Some of the worst acting I have ever seen. No joke. The plot and writing are worse. What takes it from awful to horrific is that its not even entertaining. Crappy horror movies often sacrifice realism and plot for mindnumbing gore and action, which will at least keep you entertained.

This movie is boring as hell until the last 15 minutes. The only couple decent things I can say is 1) Minka Kelly is hot as hell. She can't act, but I don't mind looking at her. 2) One scene towards the end that involves a decapitated man peeing in his own face 3) Its so gratifyiing to suffer through the movie, and finally see everyone get reamed.

Stay away. I can not stress this enough.