Review of The President's Man (2000) by Private U — 15 Jan 2008
If I were Chuck Norris then apart from having a beard made of finest silk and a foot long cock I would be privy to the conversations of presidents and primeministers. Using information gleaned from these shapeshifting devils I would create an army of counter revolutionary clockwork monkeys to battle the evil elite into submission before using my patented Chuck Norris wind death finger blow to end the bloody and bitter conflict.
Then its all back to mine for orange squash and crumpets.
This review of The President's Man (2000) was written by Private U on 15 Jan 2008.
The President's Man has generally received mixed reviews.
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