Review of Stay Alive (2006) by Willj. — 26 Dec 2006
This movie was so bad, it almost reminded me of the movie Hackers. I walked out of it half way through, because of the sheer overwhelming scent of crap eminating from the celluloid. The only character that was any good got killed off within the first twenty minutes.
Not even a good shocker scene could be pulled off, and the strange unreality of the appearance of the hardcore gamers, i.e., why such attractive people, real gamers have pot bellies and enormous bifocals.
Goth kids will be raving about this. If you see them, please hit them in the mouth with a brick covered in shards of glass, stuck together with anthrax. Actors please go back to your respective TV shows, we do not want you.
Big thanks to William Brent Bell, simultaneously ruining a very good first name and taking a nice heaving dump all over movies.
This review of Stay Alive (2006) was written by Willj. on 26 Dec 2006.
Stay Alive has generally received mixed reviews.
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