Review of Stag Night (2008) by Alex M — 18 Oct 2009

I had high hopes for this, but that was probably because I was hoping it would be about genetically-modified killer deer (let me write that down). I'm trying to think of a funny crack to make about Breckin Meyer being forced to do this because nobody wants a Garfield 3, but I cant. He seems pretty smug-happy with himself in his picture on here anyway (what the fuck are you smiling about??), and as he's a big part of Robot Chicken I'll let him off.

Basic plot: some people get on a NY subway after a night out, then get off the train. Um, and get slaughtered by angry hobos. The intelligence bar is set pretty goddamn low in the opening sequence, when some lass covered in blood is being chased by the bearded ones but decides to suddenly stop running when she reaches an escalator. Oh, noes! If only you could just... run up those things! Spit-takes aren't so funny when you end up with Dr. Pepper on your Dell.

WHATS THE MATTER BRECKIN CAN'T DO A GARFIELD 3??